Sounds harsh to me Sarg. Mind you, Roberts, Renkawitz and you always did live dangerously. Can you remember what year we'd have been in when this happened?
Did Doc's office overlook the store at any point or was that particular store at the very back of the school, which is what I assume you mean by the 'isthmus'? He probably made a habit of looking out from time to time for candidates ripe for the cane. You must have been desperate if carrots were order of the day. Desperate and unlucky, but with improved eyesight! Shame you didn't eat the carrots before you went in there. You might have seen him coming.